Toxic Fumes

Well, we went ( and are still at ) the beach this weekend. We figured it would be nice to see what the beaches are like on the other side of the country… more about that later

Anyway, one thing we have noticed… aside from the fact that there are TONS of people all over, it seems that almost half of the people smoke, and have no regard to anyone around them… it’s really nice :)

Usually what happens, is we will find a good place to sit, and then all of the sudden we will start inhaling smoke, and realize that someone has just seated themselves upwind of us holding a cigarette in their hand.

Well, Hans and I were walking back to our car from the beach today, Hans looked like he was contemplating something and said to me:

“You know what would be a good idea?”

-“what?”

“If you had super nasty farts, then you could go upwind of someone smoking, and just let er’ rip..”

 

 

Yeah I wasn’t expecting that at all….

Lets just say that it was one of those, I might pee my pants from laughing so hard kind of moments……

I could not stop thinking about someone actually doing that, and that mental image in my head, is just.. priceless.

Toxic fumes, I'll tell ya.

The Secret Unicorn

Hans created a program, and in the program He decided to put a secret button. It could not be seen unless searched for diligently. Hidden until you put your mouse over it.

For a good laugh, he asked me, his dear wife to find it.

I looked for a good 2 minutes before I asked him to find it for me….

haha When I clicked on it, This is what popped up:

Hans proceeded to laugh. He thought it was so funny.

Yes, yes it is.

Oh, I love my husband.

So Funny

So yesterday was good. we decided to go out for dinner, and then watch a movie at home. I normally wouldn’t post today but I just couldn’t pass up sharing something that I thought was SO funny. In fact, every time I even think about it, I start laughing. Now, It might not be as funny to everyone else, but it could be…. So I’m going to tell you about it anyway!

I did get permission from my husband to post this video….. I mean, he didn’t object too much, so I took that as permission.

You see, Hans can be easily distracted by T.V. and movies. It can be frustrating to me at times, but mostly I just laugh. It’s something that makes him who he is!  For a long time I have laughed, when I get a glimpse of his facial expressions when he is watching something…….. but last night I just couldn’t help but secretly record him while we were watching a movie…. on my phone ( so he couldn’t tell). I was laughing SO hard! I couldn’t keep the secret from him of course….. so I told him and we watched the video together, and we were both laughing…

Here it is:

Sorry it is sideways…. I was trying to be secretive :)

These expression weren’t some of the best I’ve seen out of him…. I love it! and I love him! I hope you found some humor out of that.

Other than that, we went to dinner last night

yes, I made my picture smaller… because I went out to dinner with my hair pulled back and no makeup on… I can’t believe I let myself do that! ;)

Another funny thing that happened yesterday went a little like this:

I was sucking on a sucker and I asked Hans if he wanted the gum part in the middle… he said yes, so I gave it to him.

He started chewing it, and then all of the sudden with big eyes and a surprised but slightly worried look on his face he said
“I swallowed it!” I said “what?”

He said “ It kinda tasted like tootsie roll, and I swallowed it.”

We both started laughing! Then he said:

“ I was like, oh I guess that’s chewed enough and then I swallowed it!” 

Maybe I am delirious or something, but those two things just had me laughing SO hard, Hans told me I needed to take a trip to the bathroom or I would pee my pants… and it’s a good thing I did, because I probably would have!